English tongue twisters
1 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
2 A quick witted cricket critic.
3 IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
4 I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
5 How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
6 How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
7 Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
8 Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
9 Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
10 Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
11 The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
12 Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
13 Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
14 Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
15 You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!
16 Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
17 Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
18 Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
19 I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
20 Stupid superstition!
21 There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
22 World Wide Web
23 To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
24 Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?